RE YOUR CURRENT INVESTIGATION

 

RE YOUR CURRENT INVESTIGATION

Re your current investigation

Could you ease my agitation?

Said you'll come full twenty times 

Yet never once has my bell chimed

To say so oft that you will visit

Doesn’t seem to be quite licit

I have a ready practiced drill

But am yet to show this ready skill

To hear from you would be a boon

(I promise not to call you ‘goon’)


A further word upon your letters

These never seem to get much better

A myriad such are on the pyre

Yet still my name is ‘occupier’

I find your correspondence crude

Must you always be so rude?

I watch no Sky, no BBC

TV is not my thing, you see?

I find the soaps as dull as rocks

So why assume I watch the box?

And since my name you have defamed

I may now file a compo claim

 

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