THE SCHOOLS OF LIFE
THE SCHOOLS OF LIFE
When I was five and nigh on six
Mam did end my homely tricks
‘Far too long you’ve played the fool
Time I sent you to that school!’
Slow sinks in the mournful news
Looms first term at St Andrew’s!
Tis right and just at head of ditty
To credit here a lass named Vitie
Full rare is it in world to find
Those who show a side so kind
Round cool kids was wont to hang
Found myself in Darren’s gang
Content were we neath church’s eaves
Till told one day that we must leave!
Scarce had we the time to frown
‘Fore they’d pulled the whole lot down
Uprooted satchel, bat, and ball
Despatched up to that Red Hall!
So much from here is in a haze
Stretched out o'er too long days
Dread of bully on long black path
That reign cut short by a mother’s wrath!
Reach the summer, blow out cheeks
Free for six eternal weeks!
Next to ‘Ortun went a’tremblin.
That no place for my dissembling
Not one of those who likes PE
To skip it I’d have paid full fee
(Yet to score my maiden goal
Tween the sticks was Fatty’s role!)
In terror of the woodwork room
In English Lit only did I bloom
Two more years would keep me busy
At College of the ol’ Queen Lizzie
She failed to make me fit for hire
And shortly knew the blight of fire
When days end in dull classrooms
The tougher lessons are still to come
To be ever learning is the trend
School I’ve found does never end
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